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[04 Nov 2008|01:13pm] two men. two men in the entire world. two men that are deemed applicable for the position as commander in chief. what makes you applicable to choose such a person for this position? what makes one man so much worse than the other, that YOU KNOW your candidate will win? there are only two men chosen to lead our country as of today. your uneducated vote gets to pick which one will lead the next four years. who am i directing that uneducated status to? everyone on my friends list. not a single one of us know politics as well as we should, and as of tomorrow, we won't really care anyways. i don't need an impact sticker to prove that i studied the candidates. i spent more time then you, i'm sure. i know who is running for almost every county. i know who is expected to return. i know who is running for senate. but i still don't feel educated enough to deserve to make this decision. voting blind is worse than not voting, my choice to not vote, is still a choice and my vote will go for no candidate. even if it kills me.

[29 Oct 2008|04:04am] Isn't it funny, that every 4 years, everyone suddenly becomes interested in/ professionals in politics? Isn't it funny, that every 4 years, we decide who are real friends are, based on who they're voting for? Isn't it funny, that every 4 years and one day, we forget why politics were so important the week before, and can't remember why we haven't called our closest friends in a month? A little something from Brendan Kelly: And it was cool because the old man was unable to get the black guy to go all ‘angry black guy’ on television. “Angry black guy” is a guy that America is NOT ready for. It’s true. I’d love to think more highly of our country, but I think that it’s pretty much in the pledge of allegiance: ‘and to the republic, for which it stands, except for angry black guys, cuz they scare the shit out of us, one nation, indivisible, under, um…something, pigs?” I don’t remember. Second grade was kind of a drunken blur. Yeah, so the old man looked cranky and the black guy was unflappable. That’s nice. Maybe, once he wins, Obama can put McCain in charge of, you know, if Canada hits their baseball onto our roof, or tosses its Frisbee into our yard, or if Mexico drives by us too fast or plays its music too loud. McCain can come out in his slippers and shake his fist, keep the baseball and threaten to tell Spain. Good times. even if it kills me.

[14 Apr 2008|06:12am] you're the only you that will ever exist, so be yourself, because no one else ever can be. even if it kills me.

[23 Feb 2008|02:41am] ok, so lets talk about how much bullshit my birthday is this year. 21st birthday. the most bad ass birthday ever. the birthday of all birthdays. the drink all day birthday! mines on fucking easter. meaning, a sunday. so, bars cant open before 1pm, and because its easter, have to be closed before 10pm. most bars, not open at all. gay! and not to mention, its a fucking leap year! so thats another extra day. it'd be cool it it happened often but check it: 1940 was the last time st. patricks day was near the holy WEEK. 2160 will be the next time. holy week is the week before good friday. st patricks day is 9 days BEFORE my birthday. so, it never lands this fucking close. whatever, right? i'll have bryan buy a few days before, party easter away and just bar it up on monday or something. but! get this funny joke erica sends me: theres no f in a: so, my birthday won't be anywhere near easter for another 150 years. why is it this year? such bullshit "Erica": Lol my family is having dinner are you going to go theres no f in a: on my birthday? "Erica": Yes its easter theres no f in a: uhm, no. its my 21st birthday. ill be drinking all day. "Erica": You can drink there theres no f in a: aunt lynda going toplay beer pong with me? "Erica": No lol theres no f in a: then, yeah, i wont be going "Erica": :( theres no f in a: shut up, itll be my birthday "Erica": So theres no f in a: so ill be with my friends "Erica": :( "Erica": Its easter though i had nothing else to rant about, so i tried to make this sound angry. p.s. mike rocca, you're fucked too! 1 x even if it kills me.

[12 Jan 2008|05:42am] its not fair! you all get some landslide winners! hell, you even get a political party that best represents your opinions! :( i'm writing in mike combs. 1 x even if it kills me.

[11 Jan 2008|04:58am] i saw cezars post, and decided to try this for myself. of course, like assumed, i don't agree/match up with hardly anyone. mcclellan '12? i wouldn't vote for me either. 57% Tom Tancredo 52% Mike Gravel 51% Dennis Kucinich 51% Barack Obama 51% John Edwards 49% Hillary Clinton 48% Mitt Romney 46% Chris Dodd 45% Rudy Giuliani 45% Ron Paul 44% Joe Biden 43% John McCain 43% Fred Thompson 39% Bill Richardson 37% Mike Huckabee 2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz even if it kills me.

[15 Dec 2007|08:14am] my desktop blew up :( this laptop thing sucks. so, i guess folks were at ericas last night, and were being loud/obnxious/disrespectful. she has guard for 12 hours today, and slept 3 hours. i feel bad. anyone know any respectful people in this town? i'd like to meet someone with class. 18 x even if it kills me.

[14 Nov 2007|04:54pm] when i have nothing to update about, i'm going to post Phill quotes, 'cause he's the fucking man. "Tony Bennett, now thats class. Not this Fifty Cents garbage, he want respect and just talk all that cuss word Dr. Suess mumbo, no way. I feel bad just being compared to him, as black." me- "I will not eat green eggs and ham, mother fuckers" phill- "Yeah! You know! Green ham, shit." "When you die, all them fishes will come back for you, and hit you with their fish fins. You wait. Hell is fish the size of the Empire State building." i love my job. i have shows coming up. come to them. 1 x even if it kills me.

[03 Nov 2007|06:41am] just wanted to point out that i love my job, and a few reasons why... Phill Smith- A 50+ year old black man, lives in Detroit, buses to work "I'm sure they'll find a way to make people pay insurance for public transportation, I mean, I'll be damned that we need it. The bus driver takes out children on his way through the drive thru" "Why don't they have French style fast food? I'll tell you why, because I ain't eatin' nothin' that comes in a shell or says 'foolay funchu.'" "I'm surprised Death doesn't have his own radio show. "Hi, I'm death and I'm gay." It's like the ultimate blow job. He doesn't have any teeth!" "Mhmm, I don't watch that Jerry Springer anymore. I saw it, and this guy said to his wife, "Helma, I can't be with you no more, I'm marrying the dog." Atleast she didn't get naked, I've seen boobs before, I didn't want to see those." and Cameron, a 40+ Australian native. "Where'd you find this bloke, mate? He's a little girl!" "Only good thing in Japan is sittin' on the step, gettin' blitzed and watchin' the sheilas go by." "I gotta run to the 7-11 and fill the car with some juice for the misses. (Goes to Citgo instead.)" "I don't know what the fuck was up with that guy! I think he tried paying for a gallon of gas in pennies, and the tender didn't know how to count them." "I don't know why I go to McDonalds, not only do I ave to wait an hour, but they make me kill the cow too." "Does he live with his father figure" (me) "What?" "His father figure?" (me) "His whater?" "His dad, mate. God damn." (me) "Sorry man, I can never understand you." "Well, open your ears you fuck." even if it kills me.

[21 Oct 2007|11:27pm] in life, theres live then die, love then hate, have then lost. and as bad as it seems, you have to live to die, love to hate, and have to lose. i bit the bullet, and hopefully this will make things easier for erica. she no longer will have to worry about what i'm doing. 1 x even if it kills me.

[08 Oct 2007|02:13am] isn't it funny, that when we're kids, we try to push growing up, we just want to know everything about everything? then, as teenagers, we think we know everything about everything. now, being high school graduates, and more on a collegiate level, we've all pretty much realized, we know far too much, and wish we not only didnt understand each other, but life itself. dont let your youth die, just kill the drama. 1 x even if it kills me.

[19 Sep 2007|04:17am] as far as life goes, life has taught us lies, because even the strong, won't always survive. even if it kills me.

[13 Sep 2007|04:33am] what a yawn. toys r us needs to get back to me, stat. i'm bored with not doing much. people leave for school, then great-bambino, the world slows down. i think there was 24 hours in the day today, instead of, well, the average... ok, today went slow. i just need cash for things. like, a place to live. so billy can move back, and in with me. him and i spoke today, as we are more commonly doing again, and i realized how great he was to have around. sure, he has a son now, but atleast he still wont make me look as bad in tennis... i hope. anyways, new mcs album is fabulous, which inspired me to change my layout. the last one was from the album over two years ago. i changed ericas too. she wanted a motion city soundtrack one... she tends to forget i like photoshop, and myself, a lot. i'll fix hers some other time, suggestions are welcome. but to break it down, like pins in a bowlathon, things are swell, and i hope you're swell, and well, then, we'd all be swell. is that the sun? nah, just a headlight. 2 x even if it kills me.

[18 Aug 2007|10:01am] i want to point out, my night was ok. but this morning, in the past 5 minutes, AIM has told me "Auto Response from "Erica": Your message could not be delivered. Please try again later." too many times, and Myspace agreed with "An error occurred while trying to process your request. " 2 x even if it kills me.

[07 Aug 2007|04:50am] money laundering. its easier. i've spent the past 6 hours, reading, and you would be surprised on how easy ripping off the government really is. just, don't use phones, internet, high powered materials, heat, anything electrical, objects that can't be made by hand, or anything that has to do with communication to someone else. kinda like how the cavemen did it? i'm on to you, mr. president. btw, bryan, this means you also have to update. anyone know if my girlfriend is still alive or not? 2 x even if it kills me.

[18 Jul 2007|03:40am] told to update, by bryan. little does he know, this is the extent of it. i have girlfriend. i move this week. no job. jg3 broke up. new band formed. gs360 closed. have car. still no phone. 5 x even if it kills me.

[13 Jun 2007|12:58am] most people, absolutely disgust me. no one has any integrity anymore. teenagers ruin their lives before they even have a chance to learn what life is, and worse yet, no one can stand behind their decisions. stubborn, pathetic. 2 x even if it kills me.

[12 May 2007|01:21am] never be honest. no one wants to hear when they're wrong. tonight was prom, i felt awkward not being there. i'm guessing thats why no one leaves hazel park, no matter how long since graduation, you always feel like you're supposed to be there. i think i'm setting up my little brothers graduation party. any ideas? it has to be a lot better than mine, because he actually deserves it. 5 x even if it kills me.

[04 Apr 2007|06:54pm] sometimes, life gets real confusing.... pizza rolls, they're simply miniature hot pockets, and hot pockets are grossssss. either boiling lava hot or completely frozen on the inside. or even, a blinking yellow arrow light. wtf is that supposed to mean? life. 3 x even if it kills me.

[02 Apr 2007|12:13am] anyone else realizing we're all pretty old? 4 x even if it kills me.

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